Indelible Ink

Why I like being a lesbian.
  • Girls are so fucking sexy.
  • You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
  • If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
  • Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
  • When they bite their lip…
  • You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
  • A girl’s skin is always so soft.
  • Again, boobs.
  • And also, vaginas.
  • And just generally, girls are yummy.

(via sansasheart)

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

(via sansasheart)

talltaleteller:

So I was just rewatching one of the best television shows of all time.

talltaleteller:

So I was just rewatching one of the best television shows of all time.

(via julesburke)

lezbevagitarians:

Hold onto the desk. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

(via kleptosrbetterlovers)

1: post a selfie?

2: do you wear makeup? what makeup do you put on?

3: do you prefer dark or light haired guys/ girls?

4: what's your favorite song at the moment?

5: what was the last song you listened to?

6: do you have a tumblr crush?

7: who is your tumblr crush?

8: what are you doing right now?

9: do you have any siblings?

10: what's you ethnicity?

11: what's your favorite subject in school?

12: what's your favorite color?

13: what's your favorite sports team?

14: what's your favorite ice cream flavor?

15: when did you make your tumblr?

16: how many followers do you have?

17: do you like where you live?

18: is your room super messy or really clean?

19: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

20: do you prefer pens or pencils?

How To Ruin Your Life

Step 1: Join tumblr

Step 2: Become part of a fandom

Step 3: Become best friends with people who live on the other side of the world

katyanoctis:

ameliated:

bad-dominicana:

skepticamongthefaithful:

kemetically-afrolatino:

source 1; source 2; source 3; source 4; source 5

WELP.


Stop what you are doing.
Read those.
Right now.
I’ll wait.
If you don’t want to read, I’ll explain the key bullet points, but please read them afterwords:
This is not “we didn’t protect him enough.”
This is not “the government screwed up some random detail or accidentally let his killer loose.”
The 111th Military Intelligence had a team taking pictures of his balcony during the assassination.
They brought in a Special Forces 8-Man Sniper Team from the 20th.
Memphis Police withdrew their regular protection detail from him.
A jury of 12 people, six black and six white, found the United States Government guilty of conspiracy to commit murder.
YOUR GOVERNMENT. MY GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE, SHOT AND KILLED DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING. And the media never reported the case.
MLK was ASSASSINATED. By a government YOU PAY FOR.
I hate those posts where someone tries to pressure you into reblogging. I almost never ask you to reblog.
This shit is important.
Reblog this. I don’t care what kind of blog you have. I don’t care what you normally talk about.
Reblog this.

…wow. I am THE most skeptical person when it comes to conspiracy theories but…this looks legit. :/

katyanoctis:

ameliated:

bad-dominicana:

skepticamongthefaithful:

kemetically-afrolatino:

source 1; source 2; source 3; source 4; source 5

WELP.

Stop what you are doing.

Read those.

Right now.

I’ll wait.

If you don’t want to read, I’ll explain the key bullet points, but please read them afterwords:

This is not “we didn’t protect him enough.”

This is not “the government screwed up some random detail or accidentally let his killer loose.”

The 111th Military Intelligence had a team taking pictures of his balcony during the assassination.

They brought in a Special Forces 8-Man Sniper Team from the 20th.

Memphis Police withdrew their regular protection detail from him.

A jury of 12 people, six black and six white, found the United States Government guilty of conspiracy to commit murder.

YOUR GOVERNMENT. MY GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE, SHOT AND KILLED DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING. And the media never reported the case.

MLK was ASSASSINATED. By a government YOU PAY FOR.

I hate those posts where someone tries to pressure you into reblogging. I almost never ask you to reblog.

This shit is important.

Reblog this. I don’t care what kind of blog you have. I don’t care what you normally talk about.

Reblog this.

…wow. I am THE most skeptical person when it comes to conspiracy theories but…this looks legit. :/